Xenosaga III (Spoilers for ~95%)

[Tsukiko Rain]

Various opinions of mine that will never see the light of day anywhere but in spoiler land:

Killing Margulis to a remix of the Ep 2 theme is priceless. Seriously.

Shion: Hey, Jin... Why can't I use human techs against Kevin?
Jin: Because that would be admitting that he's human.
Shion: But he's human-shaped...
Jin: That's not the point.
Shion: I could use them on Yuriev, and he's not human!
Jin: Shut up and fight.

Kevin: HA! Now, because of this nifty outfit, I not only look cooler than all the other Testaments, but I can also absorb FIRE! Muahahaha!!
Shion: Get a life.

(Dude. It took me literally two hours to get rid of Kevin. That's including the cutscenes, but still.)

You know you've overleveled MOMO when Jin and Ziggy are playing support. XDDD

Allen: Chief! I'll never abandon you!
Kevin: Oh, shut up. *shoots him*
Shion: Oh my.
Allen: *half dead*
KOS-MOS/Mary: That wasn't very nice.
Kevin: I don't really care.
Shion: *hits Kevin* You're a jerk.
Kevin: OMG!
Allen: Heh... Rejected~

Ziggy: Argh! *hits Voyager upside the head*
Voyager: Haha, you can't kill me~
Canaan: Oh, oh, can I be a Testament?
Voyager: Hmm... I get more power if I link with you, right? Okay!
Canaan: *grab* Sucker.
Ziggy: Oh noes! Lactis, you're being noob-like!
Canaan: Self-sacrifice isn't "noob-like", Captain.
Ziggy: Says you.
Voyager: Uh, hey, I'm dying here...
Ziggy & Canaan: SHUT UP!
Voyager: *dies*
Canaan: Oops. *dies*
Ziggy: OH NOES!

Kevin: *chops off Wilhelm's arm*
Wilhelm: That wasn't very nice.
Kevin: *sticks hand through Wilhelm*
Wilhelm: That wasn't very nice at all.
chaos: Haha.

Actual cutscene:
*stuff comes down from the sky; Asher's weapon is launched and almost hits Jr.*
Jr.: Dammit! Try thinkin' about what's below when you're fighting!
chaos: Sorry.
XDDDD
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--Em-chan, after mistyping "brainstorms".